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The menu
Nine ways to feed an intelligence that has, until now, been eating whatever you scraped together at midnight.
The Healthy Option 🥗
Balanced, thoughtful and evidence-aware.
Your AI has been living on junk prompts for too long.
Serve thisFast Food 🍔
Quick. Useful. No unnecessary sides.
I asked a question, not for your autobiography.
Make it quickHigh Protein 🥩
Maximum substance. Minimum empty calories.
For answers with something actually in them.
Load it upExtra Spicy 🌶️
Stop agreeing with everything I say.
Give your AI a backbone.
Add some heatBrain Food 🧠
Teach me. Don’t just tell me.
An increasingly rare delicacy.
Feed my brainKeto 🥑
Cut the carbs. Cut the waffle.
Minimal verbal carbohydrate.
Hold the waffleThe Tasting Menu 🍽️
A little bit of everything.
For people who answer “it depends” professionally.
Serve the tasting menuCheat Day 🍰
Forget sensible. Give me ideas.
Nutritionists hate this one.
I'm feeling recklessTonight
Chef's Special
Tonight’s plate. The kitchen has already decided.
You may look at the menu. You may not rewrite it.