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THE HEALTHY OPTION 🥗 Balanced, thoughtful and evidence-aware. Your AI has been living on junk prompts for too long. FAST FOOD 🍔 Quick. Useful. No unnecessary sides. I asked a question, not for your autobiography. HIGH PROTEIN 🥩 Maximum substance. Minimum empty calories. For answers with something actually in them. EXTRA SPICY 🌶️ Stop agreeing with everything I say. Give your AI a backbone. BRAIN FOOD 🧠 Teach me. Don’t just tell me. An increasingly rare delicacy. KETO 🥑 Cut the carbs. Cut the waffle. Minimal verbal carbohydrate. THE TASTING MENU 🍽️ A little bit of everything. For people who answer “it depends” professionally. CHEAT DAY 🍰 Forget sensible. Give me ideas. Nutritionists hate this one. Tonight CHEF'S SPECIAL 👨‍🍳 Tonight’s plate. The kitchen has already decided. You may look at the menu. You may not rewrite it.